Bad Wind Coming

(Sung by Aeolus, TEMPESTS)

ALL:
Strong wind!
Strong wind, powerful forces!
We blow, we grow!

North and South. East and West
We blow strong and we will never rest
We’ll hit you with hurricane
Twist a huge cyclone
Whip those waves up
And cause the perfect storm
You’re dealing with

Strong wind!
Strong wind, powerful forces!
Strong wind!
Strong wind, powerful forces!

AEOLUS:
Oh a God’s life it’s so stressful
And it just puts the wind up me
My dear Sylphs they all expect so much of me
But my discomfort I can’t hide
It all starts churning up inside. (FART)

Bad wind!
It’s better out than in
Bad wind!
It’s not a mortal sin
For when I cut the cheese
My life becomes a breeze
While others ‘round you wheeze
That’s the thing with bad wind. (FART)

ALL:
Bad wind!
It’s when he lets one rip
Bad wind!
It gives us all the pip
We moan and we complain
Our God smells like a drain
But it relieves his pain (ahhh)
That’s the thing with bad wind. (FART)

Bad wind!
It comes to all of us
Bad wind!
Though some they make a fuss
But as we all will know
It’s those who say, no no!
Who let the stinkies go
That’s the thing with bad wind

Bad wind!                  AEOLUS: Ooh, I’ve got a terrible rumbling in my guts
Bad wind!                                   I don’t feel good about this at all
Bad wind!                                   Oh no. It’s coming …..
Bad wind!                                   (FART)

ALL:   Eeeeewww!

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